As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Many of you have been wondering what Jeb Bush has been up to as his family coup plots in an attempt to put him in as Vice President, so the Lame Cherry provides this Day in the life of Jeb Bush after being beaten by Donald Trump and rejected by all America.
Here Jeb! arrives for his first meal of the day.
Jeb's first meal attempt is a failure.....at booger picking
Not deterred, Jeb! takes to the street and learns how to pick boogers with success.
Mother scolds for failing at Booger 101
Jeb! arrives at New Booger Institute to show off his booger picking finger
Mother learns Jeb! elected President of Booger Pickers local #403
Jeb! sweats and offers pork products to starving women for human booger contact
Jeb! drops a booger in public and has emotional episode #8 on this day
George tells his creepy little brother to quit wiping boogers on him
Mother kills father for impregnating her with Jeb!
Mother adopts the son who does not pick boogers
...or so she thought.
This concludes the thrilling and exciting low energy glimpse into the life of Jeb Bush in he finally has arisen to what he was birthed to do........be more like Obama.