Thursday, August 24, 2017

The Truth about Vampyres





As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

It is so offensive in this Bram Stoker business, corrupted by Hollywood America, that no one has any understanding of the Vampyre. So much bad information being disseminated by the wealth vampyre in confusing the issues which matter. So the Lame Cherry once again cuts through the red tape and explains a great deal about vampyres.

Most people do not know that vampyres have type O blood. It is not that the first vampyre were O blood type, but the reality that O blood type is sweeter. Mosquitoes love it, ticks dig it and chiggers bore for it. Everyone likes desert or the sweet apple, and O is the vintage of the orchard or the cake with the cherry on top in blood pool types.

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O+ blood types taste sweet
B+, B-, A+ blood types taste bitter
and A-, O- blood types taste more metallic (metal taste) then the others. 

O also has the composite of tasting salty. Yes nothing like having a Salted Nut Roll in both the salt and the sweet.

Those are the facts in this concerning vampyres, in most have type O blood. The rest predominately have relation to cup size, as vampyres like larges breasts in they are comforting and some have a fetish for long legs. So if you witness a vampyre with long legs or large breasts, chances are they have the type A, B or AB blood as the type O have a variety of body shapes, as deserts do, when a vampyre is ravenous, but given the choice the vampyre will pick an attractive O type, rather than an unattractive type.

Here a examples of non O types, but the Lame Cherry is not outing these people as vampyres, but this serves only as a discretionary type.

This is the comforting breasts type.


 


This is the comforting long legs type.




This is the combination comforting breasts and long legs type.



 

Do not though be fooled by fructose as a vampyre does not get lemonade by mixing sugar and bitters. Bitter is bitter and putting sugar on copper, still tastes like copper with sugar on it.



antigens which constitute blood types include fucose and galactose which (as is typical for compounds which end -ose - glucose, fructose) are sugars. So perhaps you might expect B blood to taste sweeter as it has an extra galactose. 

So this set up the bias and prejudice in the reality of vampyres. All good looking vampyres have type O blood. All ugly vampyres have type O blood. All vampyres with large breasts or long legs are predominantly type A, B or AB blood.

I am sorry if you are unattractive and have dreams of becoming a vampyre. It is not likely to happen. Then again the discriminating vampyre is not about to seek out druggy type and end up getting high, as being stoned does not assist in flying in bat mode.

For those in fear of vampyre attack, take heart that garlic is effective, as garlic is bitter, but it must be cooked, as cooked garlic makes one's breath smell like a Mexican, but that is not enough to overcome a bite for sweet blood.
Also a Christian cross is effective, but for other reasons than taste.

With that cleared up, the Lame Cherry of course has proprietary rights to this vital information.


Nuff Said


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